Jonathan Reznick

So I don't think I mentioned this to anyone much yet but I recently found out that I'm a dad. I got a five year old and a two year old and the five year old just recently started shifting on the full moon. That was pretty much what prompted their mom to hire somebody to try and find me. Anyway, this upcoming full moon is going to be the first full moon I will be spending with him, so if any of you weres with kids have any advice about how to basically initiate or train or whatever the little ones when they first start shifting, I'd love to hear it. Also, I'm kinda worried that I might feel sort of territorial around him or aggressive or whatever but I'm not sure since he is mine. I was gonna take some precautions to make sure we're introduced slowly after we're shifted to make sure that don't happen but if that's unnecessary, then that'd be good to know too. I already got some other stuff going down this lunar cycle so any help in this department would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

( Text to Lily )

What the fuck has happened now? Seriously. It's always something in this damn place. I hate it. If I could fucking leave right now, I probably would. This shit is getting ridiculous. At least I'm still the same.

Speaking of people being the same, I need to enlist some help from a healer who is still a healer and a vampire who is still a vampire, if that still exists. I got something I need to do this weekend and it ain't something that can wait until all this crazy mess is cleaned up so if you fit the bill and are willing to help me out, let me know.

( I'm sad. )

( I'm normal too, 29 days of the month. )

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( you guys give me a reason to stay clean. )

( i pee the bed )

( The fucking Djinn took you to DC. )

( What do you need, Riley? It's late. Somethin' wrong? )

( Suck my tool bitch )

( I don't really want pizza, don't bother. I just wanna go home. )

( i'm short and hairy and i'm starting to get a gut. it's not cool. )

( I will, I've got condoms I'm good. ;P )

( But then you stuck your size 7 in your mouth and wtf )

So uhm, Lily and Adam, the guy just called and the apartment's finally ready. We can start moving in on Friday if we want. Ya'll up for that?

( Text to Lily )

( Okay, Donnie Wahlberg, but my crush on you kinda ended when the 90s did. )

( you want the long version or the short one? )

( That or I'm in hell, Fred Krueger. )